

RA from That-a-way: “Block her. For a little fun, have a few drinks and
later that night, put your boxers in her purse. Tell her thanks but that’s
all she gets. Hey, you married your wife at one of these things, probably
for a good reason.”
Horatio: “Very cleverish, RA, I’ll give you a pass on my wrath for
possibly causing some wicked fallout down the road. If her hubby finds
your sweaty drawers before she does, Miss Loosey has some ‘splaining
to do.”
Willoughby: “I have to admit a slight smirk at the probabilities of that
sexist turnaround; however thwarting the seduction is enough without
adding insult or even injury to the situation.”
CoDe from Memphis: “These situations unfold around us everyday.
You make a choice and reactions occur. They may be beneficial or
detrimental. We all posses a great deal of power literally at our finger
tips that we take for granted. It took me years of womanizing to become
aware of that fact and to be more considerate of others. The quick fix
really isn’t worth it. Walk away.”
Willoughby: “You appear to have gained some wisdom from past
encounters, CoDe. I certainly hope our subscribers take notice and
appreciate your experiences.”
Horatio: “I respect your position, CoDe, because before you settled
down I knew you. You’ve tasted the sweet nectar of narcissisum and
I'm coming a knockin’ to 13 step you, Maestro!”
Willoughby: “You can’t leave well enough alone can you, Horatio. If an
old party buddy grows up and becomes responsible for his own
actions, you panic. The thought of evolving absoluetly terrifies you,
doesn’t it?”
Horatio: “Hold on there Mr. Willo. My primitive instincts are what have
kept this species going. If it weren’t for guys like me planting our flags
throughout the ages, we’d all be out of business.”
Willoughby: “You’re saying that fellows like you are the ‘fathers’ of
mankind and we owe you a gratitude for philandering?”
Horatio: “Say…Uncle!”
Zz from Earthrock: “I’m the ultimate Bad Boy. I’ve had the bridesmaid
and the bride at a wedding. I’m the original chic magnate with plenty for
all to enjoy and employ. You should make me the President of your
company!”
Horatio: “Little boys such as you, who tell such tales, are really just
chasing their own tails.”
Willoughby: “Sometimes, though not often, Horatio and I do agree.”
KO from Brooklyn: “Yo everybuddy listin up! Us Italian goombahs need
to give you people some lessons on lovin and livin. Like Woody Allen
said, we paisanos can ball till the day we die. God makes us all for
reasons unknown to woman. Therefore it is up to us men to give them
reason.”
Willoughby: “I’m not sure as to where KO is going with this, Horatio; he
seems to be speaking your language. Why don’t you interpret?”
Horatio: “Tee, hee, hee. Willis made a funny. KO may not be articulate,
but he does know jack about Jill and her place in a mans world.”
Willoughby: “Your articulation makes up for where KO is lacking,
Horatio. You’ve certainly earned your PhD in foreign languages.”
Cex from France: “We don’t comprehend you Americans and your
sexual problems. These taboos that you place on such a natural and
lovely happening create so many heartaches. Free yourselves of such
chains and live in peace and joy”
Horatio: Hey, I’m with PePe Le Pew over here. I had my first peace of
Joy when I was seven. She was my sitter, and they’ve been sitting on
my lap ever since.”
Willoughby: “Actually, Cex, the outlook is to be responsible with our
own actions so as to be respectful of others wellbeing. We are all
intertwined on one level or another. Indiscriminations can unravel that
connection and create disorder.”
Horatio: “When I play twister in the nude I’m definitely intertwined on
numerous levels. We’re all connected and eventually we unravel. Dis is
the order of the Bad Boy Anonymous; Hoo-Yeah!”


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