At the beginning of each month we pose a compromising situation in which you might find yourself. We invite all of you to respond on how you would handle the position at hand. The ten cleverest replies are then debated by our panel of virtuosi, Horatio and Willoughby.
Horatio is the ego in us all. Embodying the earthly delights that beguile us, he is a satyr on an eternal mission of instant gratification without consideration of consequence. Horatio, a man-child in a candy store of flesh and fantasy, he is well versed in compromising positions and is prepared to escort you through the state of affairs at hand. Willoughby, however, is the consciencious objector to Horatio. The voice of reason and logic, he's able to forego the intoxication of lust and libido. By taking into consideration the possible negative ramifications of indiscriminate sexcapades, Willoughby makes you think twice before swimming upstream and spawning a box of Pandoras.
After two weeks, Horatio and Willoughby narrow the responses down to five and then finish off the month with the crowning of "Bad Boy Know-It-All." The winner recieves a shirt and cap with the Bad Boys Anonymous logo to carry on the tradition.